Pineapple Kaboom

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

Like that scene in cats don’t dance where Danny starts to sing.

Yeahhhhh….that scene take an hour of preparation before I can take it.

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

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First i see this. Then i see this ^. I’VE BEEN GROWING UP WITH MICHAEL CERA AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

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First i see this. Then i see this ^. I’VE BEEN GROWING UP WITH MICHAEL CERA AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

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mynocturnalparadise:

peachdoxie:

EVER

the fall of azula is one of the best written story arcs in cartoon history and i will stand by this comment forever

(via confessionsofacrackshipper)

It all y’all wondering (aka, none of you)

I chose Pineapple for Pineapple Kaboom
Because my name is Anna, and I got tired of people calling me Anna banana. So when I noticed the french word for pineapple was ananas, I decided to switch it up a bit.

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

(Source: french-tea, via captainkitten13)

Never underestimate the importance of a good pun.

Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.